Sunday, 19 July 2015

ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW WERE MY HOLIDAYS........?

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 AND Ola to y'all fellow readers!
(Oh and sorry for the weird greetings, they looked really cool)
SOOOOOOOO.................... AS YOU CAN GUESS  FROM MY "AMAZING" (I know y'all are jealous of it) TITLE I SHALL BE TALKING ABOUT MY "REALLY REALLY AWESOME" (I'm using sarcasm here) HOLIDAYS!!! NOW IF YOU ARE TOO "COOL" TO BE READING MY BLOG THEN YOU ARE WELCOME TO LEAVE, THE EXIT BUTTON IS JUST AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN.
MOVING ON................

HEYLO EVERYONE! The Weekley Kat is back! Ahhhh that joke never gets old........
Now forgive me if my mind wanders into a different dimension because it usually does.....ANYWAYS........
Today I'm going to be sharing with y'all my REALLY AWESOME TIME as the OLD ARMY MUSEUM. Yep........I'm sure all of you went to see it but as for me........well my family didn't. We WERE going to see it a few weeks ago but there was a HUGE line to wait in and as I am the youngest, I started WAILING and MOANING which is WHAT I DO BEST so DONT JUDGE! Hmph. 

Here we go (Oh and I apoligize if I make this post long so PLEASE BEAR WITH ME!)
SO It was a average day and dad had a day off work because he claims to be "TIRED" which I understand. And so mum decided that we should go check out the OLD museum because our family seemed to be the ONLY ONE that was left out! Inside they asked us if we wanted a 20 min tour which dad kindly refused. The weird thing was only ONE COUPLE got a tour. How sad :( aweee

And so we went UPSTAIRS to the gallery and looked at all the war pictures there and models and stuff. DAD thought something fishy was up and wondered out loud, "Where are all the models people have been raving about darling?" and my sisters like "SHHHHH DAD!" So It was quite INTERESTING but not enough to please me. So i made a stop motion video of the soldiers in the glass boxy thing (IDK?) 
Mum, stace and I were at the end of the room and waited for dad who was TAKING FOREVER TO LOOK AT A COUPLE OF PICTURES!!!

So that took about an hour and we came back down the stairs after I HAD ASKED for a drink which dad said NO too. And just as we were about to go a lady came up to us and said,
 "OH did you not look at the models and stuff?"
Then dads like, "Models? What do you mean? WE SAW NONE!"
Then the lady said, "Ohhhh you saw the gallery first! The MAIN tour is through these doors, you must've missed it!"

Then our whole family looked up towards a BIG sign that said  
ENTRY TO TOUR STARTS HERE.
I mean we were SO OBLIVIOUS NOT TO SEE THAT SIGN! And dad muttered under his breath, "They shouldve TOLD us first"  So yea the whole story and theme in there was pretty fun and the models looked so real that I actually SCREAMED when I saw this old man in his office staring at me through a window. I mean COME ON how could you NOT BE SCARED of that! And yea that's my fav part of the holidays I guess! BUT WAIT KEEP READING! 

SO FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE JUST STARTED READING MY BLOG......I HAVE THIS THING CALLED A FLASH BACK MOMENT WHEN I TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY PAST! So please sit back and relax and enjoy......P.S DO NOT COPY :)

MY.................................. FLASH BACK MOMENT
HEY PEOPLE! Im thinking of a moment that is worth my time telling you......
RIGHT OK I GOT ONE! 
"Spill the beans already katerina!"
"YEA, YEA I'M GETTING TO IT"
So I've been looking through some old photos to try find a subject and yea!
In January, 2012 we went to AUCKLAND! And one day we went to a park to go have lunch or something there. Omg I'm just laughing as I'm writing this sorry :) And so there was this MASSIVE TREE (I will put a picture) that was just AMAZING so dad told me to go in the tree and take a picture with it. As I was walking up to the tree I noticed a cigarette lighter there and wondered "WHAAATTT?" 

After dad took the picture we walked a few centimetres before FINDING A HOBBO SLEEPING IN THE TREE!!!!!!!! THats when I REALIZED that I HAD taken a picture in the same tree that he slept in........He was all bundled up in blankets and had all his disgusting drugs (probably not drugs) or whatever with him. My sis just looked shocked and I laughed, trying not to wake him up. But seriously, There were SO MANY hobos on the streets that its not funny. On our second day when we were walking to the sky tower a hobo walked up to us with a can saying, "Spare  lunch?" even though it was night time. And then on our way back from Sky city we saw a poor man sleeping on the front steps on the church. I mean its just really sad :( 
p.s the picture of the tree is real and the head it me :)

So.....My question in the title is what I Will be asking you!
ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW WERE YOUR HOLIDAYS?
My answer is a 5/10! Cause I was SOO BORED!
Please dont be afraid to comment cause its not like I'm a serial killer or anything.....well i might be.....JUST KIDDING! hehehehehehehehe so yea please comment! I wont bite!   


7 comments:

  1. Haha Katerina, I LUV your blog posts! They're always so HILARIOUS! Well done!

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  2. Great Post Katerina. Love the picture of little You!!

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  3. WOW! you put so much effort in your blog posts and they are so long! You should be proud of it i really enjoyed reading it LOL

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  4. Nice job with the comedy it really hooks me in. I would rate my holiday Hmmmmm...
    I guess 7.5/10 Is the hobo in the picture

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    1. Unfortunatly the hobo was on the otherside of the tree. A nasty sight it was.

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  5. Awesome post Katerina! I guess I would rate my holidays a 8/10! Nice job with the hilarious posts!

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  6. hehe love the flash back!

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