AMAZING KATS BLOG IS NOT ON FIRE: ✾˚✧₊⁎Today's topic: AFL⁎⁺˳✧༚✾

Why hello there

Meow
BRR

Have y'all gotten a good night's sleep?
Yes?
No?
Well I have not :(
You wanna know why?
Cause of those stupid fireworks at Nairnville

I feel you...

Yea...They may look pretty but they sure make a lot of noise.
I asked dad if we could report them to the police.
Dad said we can't. But he said they'll stop soon after they've run out of fireworks and money.
I agreed with dad. Fireworks are a waste of money and they can kill you.

Running after the ball a million times

Umm...
Today's topic is about AFL
Yay
Not really a fan.
Not really enthusiastic cause of a lack of sleep. Cause of those dumb fire workers.
I mean...sure it was fun. But Sarah and I hardly knew how to kick the rugby ball. Most of the time was spent with us having to run after the ball. It wasn't great.

I liked that tag game at the beginning.
Of course, I wasn't great at that either...
Oh and also I kinda felt sorry for the other two people with that Australian guy. They kinda just stood there and listened to him. He was like da boss man.

OKAY...
Skills and tips I've learnt..?

Hold the ball like an arrow face down..
KEEP THE LACE AWAY FROM YA FACE
Keep ya toes pointed like a pretty little ballerina when your kicking the ball.

Listen to my advice and you'll be fine

Catch phrases....My brain is a bit muddled with stuff...I don't remember
OKAY! I have check this website so.....

Three thing's I've learnt
20 SECONDS
GO!

Umm...It's like umm...a game that's like football mixed with rugby
AHH 14 SECONDS??? It's Australian...
10..9..8..Pff...It's been around since the 1850's

TIMES UP!
*Wipes sweat off face*
That was pretty tough. And that website..PFF it was CONFUSING

Sorry...
Today I'm not in that much of a happy mood. Tell me something funny and I won't laugh. And I just wanna say something. Why is that people laugh at the tiniest most boring things? It's not even funny. I mean, maybe I'm just one of those people who don't laugh much but seriously.

Did you know:
When you laugh you lose calories
WHOAAAHH

So for my END THINGY
Every (*Blank*) Ever
Lets do...
EVERY FUNNY PERSON EVER

The person that doesn't even try:
This person is just naturally funny. No matter what they say, people laugh even though it's not funny. And hey if you're one of these people...lay off the jokes guys :/

The tries too hard to be funny person:
I can name a few people...
Seriously, If you know your not funny then please don't make a fool of yourself. It's embarrassing for all of us. These people try the lamest jokes and try act like the person that doesn't even try. Just please...lay of the JOKES

The Joker:
This is the person who cracks up a joke whenever even when it's not a good time
Example: You're at a funeral
Joe: *Crys*

Mark: I'm so sorry for your loss dude
Joe: Thanks bud
Mark: It's too bad he got lung cancer
Joe: I told him to stop smoking!
Mark: Hey you know what buddy, Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry…
Joe: Serious dude? That's not funny. This is my father.

LAST ONE!!!
This is my dad
Tries to be funny in front of your friends person:

Seriously...This is the worst one yet. I hate it when he embarrasses me...
Example:
Dad: Hey kids
Friends: Hi sir (sir?)
Dad: Is it hot in here or is it just me
Me: DDDAAAAADDDD WHAT THE HEELL???
Dad: *Pats my back* Just joking with ya kiddo
Friends: Uhh...(Back away)
Me: *Facepalm

Mhmmm
Dad can never keep his mouth closed.
Well that's it!

Its not unusual...Anyone know this dance??

And...If you know anyone who does fireworks tell them TO STOP
But if you're the one doing fireworks then....wow this is embarrassing...
Just don't waste money on a noisy product that only lasts for like 30 seconds.

I know no one answers my questions but if you want to...
Are you one of those fire work people???

GOOD NIGHT

Don't let the bed bugs bite...

Oh great. I just realized that it's only night for me.

Do any of you watch the block.