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Hi Y'all
It's been a rough week......
I've been dealing with some "Copy kitty's" nearby
Hear me out for once:
Life isn't about taking credit for what someone else has done, it's about creating and making new things that are produced by you. I've been a copy kitty sometimes and to be honest.....I STILL AM :(

But what matters is that we all have done mistakes in our past....
Don't you think it's time to change those and move on...?
Maybe I'm just in a really serious mood today but seriously.....I've seen enough hurt looks on peoples faces to see when someone has taken all the credit for what they've done. Just think about it........
OK, WELL TODAY IS NOT THE "BEST" DAY FOR ME BECAUSE........
I'M LIVING MY LIFE IN A DIFFERENT AGE :(
BUT NOW I AM GOING TO ADAPT? TO THIS NEW AGE IN TIME :)

Okie Dokie!
Well.....Today's topic is about......
FAMOUS ARTISTS!
And I'm choosing............

James Abbott McNeill Whistler

He was the artist of WHISTLERS MOTHER!

So I chose him because...

1. His paintings are unique and cool!
2. One of his famous pieces of art is in a Mr Bean movie :)
3. I LOVE WHAT HE DOES!!

OK! Now I'm going to tell you some things about Mr Whistler:

• Born July 11, 1834
• He was born in America but spent his early years in Russia and London.
• He moved back to America once his father died of Cholera
• As a young boy ,Whistler was very keen on art. His drawings started to develop into more special and creative things.
• Once again, Whistler moved back to London! Let me just say but from what I've read so far....Whistler has traveled A LOT!
• Anyways....He got this red head lady to model for him and she traveled with him for 7 years!
• Whistler believed that art should be judged for it's own sake not for a moral tale.
• He painted a picture of his mother...
  OK! So I found this quote that's really cool and I'd like to share it with y'all!
  "An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision"
  -James Whistler
  Back to reality....
  So I'm going to now discuss my favorite pictures that Mr Whistler has created in his time:)

  

  Now...This is a VERY famous painting of Whistlers mother. What I really like about this painting is that Whistler has put SO MUCH fine detail that I would NEVER probably do! I mean look at that curtain! He's put some sort of floral pattern across it that slowly fades to the top. It's a lovely piece of art that's just amazing! Of course there are other variations of this painting done by photo shop people.....

  
  

 

This piece of art work is just flawless! Even though there are only a limited amount of colors used, it's just wonderful. What really catches my eye with this piece of art is that everything is just so clear to see and it has a real rustic effect. And I LOVE rustic! The man in the painting just gives it more oomph and some life. The lights on in the windows look so real! I congratulate whistler on this one!

LOOK WHAT MR BEAN DID TO HER!

Alrighteo!
So to sum this all up....
Whistler was an EXTREMELY talented man :)
And if you want to see a whole MOVIE based on this painting then watch:  


Mr Bean and the ultimate disaster! 
Trust me, you'll be laughing your heads off!


NOW IT'S TIME FOR.........IF I WERE _______?

So last week I was a pigeon and this week it's going to be.....
IF I WERE A TEACHER!
Of course I would NEVER have the patience to deal with kids but *gulp* here it goes............

Day 2:
Dear Diary
My hands are trembling as I write this......
I don't know how longer 
I CAN TAKE IT ANY LONGER!
They all talk in the same tones and sit down in the same ways....
They never talk very much-which makes me wonder what they ARE!?
They all get the same scores in tests and look at me in a strange unfathomable way. It creeps me out....I wish they were more......active and lively....ALLEGRO? I swear I'm going crazy.....

Day 7:
DEAR DIARY!
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID!
THE KIDS HAVE GONE OUT OF HAND!
Whenever I turn my back to them-I feel something pang at the back of my head. A paper ball..? I pick it up and unravel it and find one word written on it...
PRANKED
Then I feel a weird texture beneath my finger. I see a kid having a feast up his nose. I slowly lift my finger off to reveal a.......UGH I CAN'T SAY IT!

Day 15:
Dear Diary
PHEW! I have managed to settle this class down by using some treats!
Believe it or not..IT WORKS! Although there are some side effects of craziness and sugar rushes...BUT APART FROM THAT IT WORKS!

My class has finally settled down and I think I like them now!
After giving them their treats they act diligent and well. Then I take them all out for a walk outside to burn off the energy! I swear they're better than my dogs at home! I've got to go now diary! There's a kid licking my foot....probably needs another snack :)


Yea....
You see! 
I would NOT work well as a teacher
I'd probably have to treat them like.....
You get the idea :)  Oh hey,
Like I say in basically EVERY POST....
Even If you're new to reading this or something I'd love to hear what you think how you'd deal as a teacher!?  
OOOOO! BRAIN WAVE!

How about...
You guys can comment on my blog (or on your own)
about one diary entry of your life as a teacher.
If you do, do it on your own blog....just ask me first ;) Would love to hear from y'all!